Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.

1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .

by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017

Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally is a middle aged icon. She's an actress/singer who starred in Will and grace as alcoholic socialite Karen Walker from 1998 - 2006. Then went on to take guest roles on 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, and Bobs Burgers. Also starred in the hit movie ‘Why Him?’. She currently has a band with Stephanie Hunt called ‘Nancy and Beth’.

Megan Mullally is iconic.

by justmegan May 31, 2018

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

Clothing mullet

Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.

Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.

by NEW1126 May 3, 2021

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

mullett

A hair style that started in the early 1970's as a result of employers discriminating against long hair. The person would get their hair cut regularly, but keep the back long and tuck it into thier collars to hide it's length. Hence the phrase "business in the front, party in the back". The haircut was first seen worn by Paul McCartney in the early 1970's, but then became extremely popular in the 1980's and 1990's because of MTV videos by U2 and the "Lethal Weapon" movies. The term "mulletthead" was first coined by the actor George Kennedy in the movie "Cool Hand Luke" These people are known to have had (and may still do)have mulletts: Kurt Russell, Bono, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney,& Billy Ray Cyrus,

Someone better tell that dude the eighties are over and to cut that mullett.

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003