Wal-Mart

The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.

In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)

by Names are for sissies June 12, 2006

White Trash-Mart

A low budget white trash depatment store where everything from cheap plastic Chinese made crappy household items to hamburger containing 50% chicken gizzards and chicken scraps can be purchased. Patrons are uually identified by their Nascar t-shirts or the fake highlights in thier hair.

Wow, Jim has more talent than White Trash-Mart has fake highlights.

by T-Munny May 29, 2008

Maarten

The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!

Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.

Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.

by Diddy Geller December 15, 2008

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Martha

Sexy, gorgeous, most amazing girl ever! Has amazing deep blue eyes that are wonderfully easy to get lost in. Independent and playful. She knows how to stick up for herself and can make friends easier than I thought possible. far more Hot, sexy, beautiful and generally FANTASTIC than Melissa

Oh... And fantastic Tits 2 ;D!

1: wow I'm so glad I've got Martha
2: not as much as I am that I'v got Melissa
3: Look at the definition Dude.
4: oh.
5: YEAH SUCKAAA XD!

by In love with Martha September 1, 2011

pronto mart

Corner store run by da Arabs

Lets roll up to da Pronto Mart and get us a loosey from da arabs

by byahhhhhh!!! March 3, 2008