mongolian monsoon

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!

by marky's mark December 28, 2007

mongoloid

Term for a mentally retarded person. This used to be used to denote people with Down's Syndrome, and now is just generally derogatory.

That Matt Cancian is a real mongoloid. What an idiot!

by J Train April 17, 2005

Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Mongolian

People from the country of Mongolia. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Cenrtal Asian or not because I don't know.

I'm Mongolian because my father is from Mongolia.

by Milliloute September 19, 2007

Mongolian Flush

The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.

I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.

by DB February 5, 2004

mongol

Sorry, a mongol is someone from Mongolia while a mongoloid is someone with Down Syndrome

The Mongols swept the Eastern world.

by Hizzo February 27, 2004

mongoloid feet

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.

Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.

by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005