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Salted Moose

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Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink
During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.
by PoolPig October 4, 2011
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spruce moose

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Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.
Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!
by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006
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The male equivalent of a snow bunny, also known as a male who spends the majority of this time in the snow.
Hey Katherine, did you see that cute guy on the ski lift? He is totally a snow moose.
by 3435345345345435 April 30, 2008
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stealth moose

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stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.
by french Noodle May 23, 2007
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Shuffle Moose

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A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.
Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF
by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017
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Once a phenomenal driver who could achieve great speeds down death hill and most importantly switchback. However due to a recent kidnapping by his girl he has not been spotted in weeks. Please give him back.
Did someone say switchback
Switchback moule spawns into game
by Reeeeee69696 July 5, 2019
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A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's
Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose
by Dani! ♡ July 20, 2022
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