Brian had been staying late at the office a few days a week. Most people thought he was putting in extra hours, but it turns out he's been pulling a Mop & Glo on Ira, the hot new cleaning girl.
by jeffreybruce May 14, 2009
Get the Mop & Glo mug.Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.
He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
Get the Mop bucket mug.A man who chomps on the mop. Or in simple terms, eats vagina. A more colloquial version would be, rug muncher. Both mop chomping and rug munching are the act of eating out the vagina.
"I walked in on eric eating out liza, what a mop chomper."
"Eric's breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night." (mop chomper)
"That's not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night" (mop chomper)
"Eric's breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night." (mop chomper)
"That's not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night" (mop chomper)
by mop chomper August 9, 2009
Get the mop chomper mug.Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.
My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.
by tbclycan December 21, 2010
Get the Mop Water mug."mop head" is a word for tall stupid people with the hair of a mop. usually, the person that is named this has mop hair, that blocks his eyes from seeing. they usually never wash their hair. you see, the mop takes up so much space, they have no space for their brains.
Bob- "holy shit, that tall Asian kid looks like a fucking mop!"
William- "damn, he also never shows up to school, thats probably why you just noticed that"
Bob- "oh i get it! he doesn't show up to school cuz he can't see!"
William- "he's also fat, thats probably another reason he doesn't come! man's a mop head!"
William- "damn, he also never shows up to school, thats probably why you just noticed that"
Bob- "oh i get it! he doesn't show up to school cuz he can't see!"
William- "he's also fat, thats probably another reason he doesn't come! man's a mop head!"
by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017
Get the mop head mug.When you're getting a blowjob, she throws up cause of choking on the big dong, and mops it up afterwards.
"Dude I got such a good Mop Job last night, she sucked and cleaned so well. I'm asking her out again."
by Phallus trio October 16, 2020
Get the Mop Job mug.The sexual act when a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and she attempts to deep throat, but when she does, she vomits onto his penis while it is in her mouth. In her distress, she tries to pull away, but the man forces her to continue the blowjob, and he reaches his climax. As he reaches his climax, he pulls his penis out of her mouth(bucket) and releases his sperm into her hair(mop).
by Christhan. August 8, 2008
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