Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Mother's Day

The day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.

I've been having a great mother's day now do your chores.

by Krakensince1995 May 10, 2009

mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language

you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)
man, i'm high as a muther fucker (??)
look at this mother fucker right here. (??)

by brent April 10, 2004

Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.

"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from

by Dave March 26, 2004

Mother Truck

A replacement for "mother fuck".

Also acceptable: mother trucker, mother trucking.

Alexes: The decorations on our door keep falling off.

Kari: Mother truck!

Alexes:SOMEONE GOT SHOT OUTSIDE OUR BUILDING!
Kari: Are you mother trucking serious?

by JanineyJanine October 23, 2009

Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.

They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!

by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011

motherfricker

"motherfricker" is when some1 is a real motherfricker who is so fricking stupid like jeez, this fricking fricker wont stop fricking taking my fries, stop taking my fricking fries brian theyre mine, get ur own!

Me: "that motherfricker brian wont stop taking my fries!"

by brianhater2007 May 23, 2018