Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

Virgin Mobile

When a nun is in a wheelchair.

That nun is in a wheelchair, she is called virgin mobile.

by Pissface&Pussface February 11, 2019

Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

Moyles

refers to something being very, very rubbish.

That Radio presenter is so moyles, it makes me want to pull my own eyes out with spoons.

by vbloke June 13, 2006

Beaner Mobile

A large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder.

Donald:Did you see Edquardo?
Ralph: Yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile

by palo May 10, 2007

t mobile

The worst cell phone service on the planet. Will drop your calls consistently. Especially when you have important business to attend to. Frustrating as hell, the dropped call usually occurrs mid -sentence when pertanent information is being relayed.

Hello? Hello? Are you there? Damn T mobile!! Damn them to hell!!

by Sarah Grace Chladek September 5, 2006

Moyles

An annoying, Mongoloid species of Radio DJ. Can be identified by his total lack of humour and dim wits. Enjoys pork pies and trying to humilate people especially women. Always found with a parasitic attachment called a "Comedy Dave" usually half-way up his arse.

Avoid this Moyles at all costs.

Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.

Also known as 'that fat cunt'

Did you hear about the oilspill on Brighton beach? That fat cunt Moyles was spotted in the water.

by El Miguel April 18, 2004