A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
by Steve802 October 16, 2009
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A TV comediean,an adult when he looks like a kid,MY FUKING IDOL!!!THATS WHAT I THINK OF HIM!!!(you fucking ass-holes who dont like him...)
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I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.
Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head.
Now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and i make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves selfloathing.
*i hate myself* panckae on my face mjakes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
cause its my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons i make beef stew
So yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put bologna in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cause its my show i’m andy milonakis its my show
I’m smandis smilismakis its my show i’m andy milonakis
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.
Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head.
Now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and i make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves selfloathing.
*i hate myself* panckae on my face mjakes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
cause its my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons i make beef stew
So yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put bologna in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cause its my show i’m andy milonakis its my show
I’m smandis smilismakis its my show i’m andy milonakis
by Sam Bam August 30, 2005
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" Yo that dude's a milon"
"Why do you say that?"
"He's a black guy who likes fried chicken and watermelon"
"Why do you say that?"
"He's a black guy who likes fried chicken and watermelon"
by los-car January 7, 2008
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