midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Midget-On-Steroids

1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)

Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?

by Valher November 2, 2009

6ft Midget

A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget

Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft

by JDNC777 August 19, 2022

Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009