Midstokke

The coolest person in the world, Amazing skateboarder

Dude that guy is such a midstokke!

by Shwn February 10, 2010

Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.

I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.

by Slimmer January 16, 2017

Midwest Rush

The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.

Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.

by midwestgal July 23, 2018

Midwest Gauntlet

Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...

if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!

“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?

by Dynadaddy November 8, 2018

modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.

"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."

by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019

Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019