Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

Merry Christmas

What a girl says when she got some good segggssss

After a long night merry Christmas

by Taliyahhhh August 09, 2021

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Merrying

Unprotected Sex in a small, confined space- often a toilet cubicle.

Dude, I can't believe you Merried (Merrying) her last night, that cubicle was so damn small!!

by ZookeeperBK January 28, 2011

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Merry-Go

When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Merry Go Round

Dedicated fans of the South Korean girl group MOMOLAND, also known as MGR. A single Momoland fan is a Merry, and multiple Momoland fans are Merries.

"I want to stan Momoland"
"Welcome to the Merry Go Round!"

by sailormomoland July 28, 2021