merming

a sexual mermaid role play

We went to the beach, put our tails on and we were merming all night long

by ashlano February 21, 2022

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022

mermte

Expired Marmite. That is literally it.

"Jesus, why does this guy have Mermte?"

by Siege REAL!! May 30, 2022

Merit

Merit is the best kinda guy you will ever meet. Often compared as the biggest fish in the sea. Merit will charm you with his dashingly good hair and skin, his jokes never end and are always hilarious. Overall merit is a great guy who loves everyone around them. Sometimes friends of a Merit will think he is gay. If this is your case just ask.

“Merit is the nicest guy I know”
-Literally EVERYONE

by Gerksaltonoyf June 19, 2022

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022

murmit

Don't take this seriously , this is just a word I made up, but anyways murmit Means alien\loner

" oh, look at that murmit!"

" this egg looks like a murmit"

by Murmithekermit July 14, 2022

Meritacoracy

Judging others based on their preferred type of taco. Type of shell, toppings, restaurants, recipes, etc.

Street Tacos = High meritacoracy
Taco Bell = Low meritacoracy

by BroccolateMilk September 25, 2022