Meating 

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

Meating by The tenderizer October 9, 2017

meeting 

an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.

-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.

meeting by chadski nova August 2, 2006

business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie

I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.

business meeting by DC Drew June 29, 2006

meeting muse 

In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:

- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.

The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.

Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."

Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"

Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."

meeting muse by shelmac April 20, 2009

Meating 

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

Meating by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009

meloing 

Meloing is when a male has a very small penis, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when participating in any sexual activities.

Carmelo!! Why are you meloing?? You need a penis pump!!

meloing by LilBiscuit December 1, 2015

Meeting Zyzz 

Meeting Zyzz means to “push past your limits”; Doing so you’re going to either take an ungodly amount of gym supplements, or you’re gonna work very hard. In relation to that you’d be meeting Zyzz, who was debatably the greatest fitness influencer of all time. Who sadly passed away from Heart Failure.

A: “Hey bro, you hitting the gym today?”
B: “Yea, I’m meeting Zyzz”

Meeting Zyzz by Sniggle Snibbleton July 23, 2022