Wind-milling

Gay slang:

When a man fucks another man up the arse so hard that all that comes out is farts. Essentially milling for wind, or 'Wind-milling'.

'Oh my gard, i got totally wind-milled last night, noisy as fuck'

'Are you going to wind-mill me tonight babe?'

'Who's up for some wind-milling? I've got the equipment, just need a suitable cavity'

by Chreg Hurlye December 15, 2014

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

dom melting

This is in a similar vein as dom breaking, but instead of the process being a rough and brutal snapping of will it's instead light and affectionate. Smothering and doting on the target until finally they can't help but melt into a submissive.

Dom Melting allowed me to be submissive without feeling like a bottom bitch.

by Woundwort January 11, 2019

Mind melding

When you pick your nose and stick your booger into the other persons nostrils.

Mike "Hey man, quit picking your nose!"
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."

by Ithink2much December 14, 2020

pearl milling

Pearl milling is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia.

Guys, I went pearl milling on Jenny for the first time, and she had a screaming orgasm.

by oleg1 February 10, 2021

Pearl milling

Sex act. When you make a pancake out of your pearls (semen) on someone's back or stomach.

Are you into pearl milling? I know some girls are and some aren't.

by ProfessionalLiabilities February 11, 2021

The Mullingar Eyepatch

When a person puts his scrotum on someone else's eyelid.

"Yo, what's up with the eye? You got mugged?"
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."

by Shandy_25 April 30, 2021