mayne

Mayne is NOT a synonym for man. It is southern dialect slang way to PRONOUNCE man. You won't see it spelled "mayne" by the people who talk that way... except maybe in written lyrics or dialogue (such as in fiction) or for emplasis. Other than that, why would anyone go to the trouble to write a word that's almost twice as long as the correct one and not as widely understood?

I could call you my main mayne and it might sound clever in a movie but makes no sense in print.

by Osun's Village June 11, 2006

White Madness

When you see too much snow so your brain decides to up and turn into beef stew.

Man, Jerry spent the weekend at Blue Mountain, got a serious case of the White Madness. Now all he can think about is Paula Deen's Old-Timey Beef Stew.

by Matty J. Hoops February 10, 2010

march madness

1) The best time of the year since it is the NCAA tournament. For some reason, the tournament doesn't start until around mid-March. If you think college basketball sucks, you're an idiot because it's way better than the NBA since sometimes the worse team wins.

2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!

1) guy 1 - hey man guess what? the spurs just beat the celtics!

guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.

guy 1 - that happens every year.

guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game

guy 1 - yeah...

2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06

johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!

older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!

johnny - let's go!

(the game starts)

(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)

older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert

johnny - because i'm soo good!

(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)

older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!

johnny - hahahahah!

older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!

(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)

by c0tt0n3y3jo3 July 7, 2007

mayne

For further homophones, please refer to 'Mang', 'Main' and/or 'Mane'; please note, however, an exception is made for the great State of Maine, known for its beaches and lobsters, as well as its general lack of cuban cocaine cartel leaders.

'Sup Mayne!? (Followed closely by a hand slap, pound, dap or other acceptable hand gesture)

by Treed June 11, 2006

Madness

Madness is not a blurring or distortion of reality.. It's a sudden extreme clarity of things, unaffected by feelings or emotions"

- Ken Muslimovic.

A: You're mad.
B: That, I am, dear friend. That, I surely am.

by Vuk November 22, 2003

maybes

another term for maybe, usually phrased by gay people

GAY PERSON 1: wanna suck my dick
GAY PERSON 2: maybes

by GAY PERSON 2: June 28, 2006

Madness combat

The game your parents doesn't let you play because of its violence

Hey mom can i have madness combat 2?Mom:hell no its to violent! Me:Bitch giveme it or else ill rape you

by Madness combat March 6, 2019