2 definitions by c0tt0n3y3jo3
1) The best time of the year since it is the NCAA tournament. For some reason, the tournament doesn't start until around mid-March. If you think college basketball sucks, you're an idiot because it's way better than the NBA since sometimes the worse team wins.
2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
1) guy 1 - hey man guess what? the spurs just beat the celtics!
guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.
guy 1 - that happens every year.
guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game
guy 1 - yeah...
2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06
johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!
older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!
johnny - let's go!
(the game starts)
(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)
older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert
johnny - because i'm soo good!
(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)
older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!
johnny - hahahahah!
older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!
(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.
guy 1 - that happens every year.
guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game
guy 1 - yeah...
2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06
johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!
older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!
johnny - let's go!
(the game starts)
(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)
older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert
johnny - because i'm soo good!
(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)
older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!
johnny - hahahahah!
older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!
(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 June 12, 2007
when someone says something really stupid or obvious that ruins a good joke, everyone but the person who killed the joke goes to sleep. this makes the person who made the killing comment realize that they are an idiot and that they should leave the country.
(someone just got teabagged in march madness '06, this happens when someone tries to defend a dunk under the basket)
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 June 10, 2007