zipping the mattress 

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

zipping the mattress by jwancastro February 19, 2009

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.

The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme by FutureBooker October 31, 2008

Soggy mattress 

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

Soggy mattress by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

rosy breasted mattress thrasher

Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.

We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.

rosy breasted mattress thrasher by b-luv907 May 18, 2010

devil-breasted mattress thatcher 

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

devil-breasted mattress thatcher by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

new mattress effect 

When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.

Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.

Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.

Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.

Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.

Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.

new mattress effect by Allen75 June 16, 2010

Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.

Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.

Band Mattress by OsamaBinRocken December 22, 2010