mattress encostment

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.

Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out

by BedBugBeware April 2, 2011

cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

Manpress

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006

mattressing

an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering

the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing

by harry dent March 1, 2009

Wet mattress

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.

Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.

by Gypsy2 July 23, 2016

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018