Lester

A man that hides in your closet and touches you at night. He is a ugly man and you don't want to marry him for he will lick you I'm your sleep. Please help me...... Run he's coming

Uncle lester will get you in your sleep.

by Don't talk to me FOOL March 23, 2018

lessard

A lizard disguised as a human. They are taking over the planet slowly with their lizard ways.

A think he's a lessard

by That fat cat 56789 March 25, 2016

Lester

A homosexual sex offender with a micro cock, a Lester usually drives a white van and waits outside schools to molest little kiddos, a Lester normally wears a flannel shirt with pretty terrible

grey trousers, they normally watch gay hentai or child porn..... I'm a Lester

Holy water you were such a Lester last night

by Rootin' tootin' school shootin August 11, 2017

Brock Lesnar

A girl who can be compared to the WWE champion and beat the fuck out of any guy and most likely has a bigger shpecker too.

yo that bitch looks like brock Lesnar

by HarveySpecter July 13, 2017

lestard

adj;

A retard. or someone who is somewhat slow and has alot of friends. Note: a lestard may only be a girl.gaytard applies to boys. some people prefer to say faggtard.

Kristin is a lestard.
:D
Kaleb is a gaytard!

by Kaleb & Kristin March 18, 2007

lesbaru

A man whose masculinity is in doubt after the purchase of a practical, family car such as a Subaru

Man, Brent is such a lesbaru. Why didn't he get a Durango?

by Shark May 6, 2004

lester

a fag that has a large amount of farf and sleeps with the same sex. and likes to get smirfed when he has the chance.

GOD, after passing out and waking up with my pants and underwear down i feel like a lester.

by Blowdis Johnson April 6, 2007