Bengal Lancer

Cockney English slang for someone who is unqualified for a job.

George Bush was the biggest Bengal Lancer in presidential history.

by davidhume2000 November 15, 2010

ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008

langer

langers = drunk
langer= insult
my langer=penis

dude your such langer,you got so langers and whipped out you langer in front my gran.

by r_d_m December 2, 2010

Black Lantern

Uber-negro, a black man that greatly surpasses the qualifications to be black.

A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others

That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern

Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!

Obama he is a true black lantern

by black lantern September 25, 2009

Twats lantern

The television.

"What's on the twat's lantern tonight?"

by NeLL April 14, 2004

Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Laner

A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003