Kump

Cum Dumpster, in its abbreviated form.

“Man, Linda is such a kump. She’s taken so many loads it looks like her eyeballs are floating.”

by Retard smarts April 16, 2023

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

klumpstrump

Someone who identifies as an old woman

" You see that man over there? Yeah thats what you call a klumpstrump

by Pomorio August 1, 2023

Klumping

The line between friends and dating

Person 1: "Are they dating or are they just friends?"
Person 2: "They're Klumping."
Person 1: "Oh."

by CheeseCheeson August 22, 2023

Klumping

The line between friends and dating

Person 1: "Are they just friends, or are they dating?"
Person 2: "They're Klumping."
Person 1:"oh."

by CheeseCheeson August 22, 2023

Krumping

Activity for two: Go to your favorite porn website together and click on the first recommended video, no matter what it is. Put it on mute, and talk out your own version of the script together.

"Hey pal, come over here I got Krumping rights tonight"
"Man alright but dont be mad if I get hard"

by LostLittlePuppet November 22, 2023

Kumping

When you cum in your girls mouth after receiving oral sex, and she proceeds to spit it into your own mouth like a mother bird feeding her babies.

Dude Jessica gave some bomb ass head last night, and after, you already know we got some kumping in.

by JelkMaxxerGoonerGuy15 February 28, 2024