A public school in the Ballantyne area of Charlotte, NC, that opened in the 2006-2007 school year. Most stuck up public school in history. Mascot is the Knights, colours are purple and white...soooo gay.
Most kids are from South Meck or Providence High Schools, J.M. Robinson or South Charlotte Middle Schools, plus a select few from other schools. In its first year, sports teams have sucked.
Everyone oohs and aahs about the $23,000,000 football field, even though the JV and Varsity teams playing on it suck. So it did cost a ton of money to build the school, but the outside looks like a prison. However, the inside is REAL nice.
The teachers treat you like shit and expect you to beat the whole school system on exams so that the principal will have bragging rights that the first year at AK was a success. There is also some electromagnetic boundary that prevents your cell phone from working inside the school. Rumor has it that the Band Room works for your phone.
Dominant style at AK is 'preppy' with brands like Hollister, AE, and Abercrombie popular with most everyone. But there is a bit of some faux-punk, Goth, dELiAs fanatics who think they are non conformist, and people who dont really care about the brand.
Oh yeah, and you arent allowed to get away with anything cause the security guards ride on John Deeres around the campus or they patrol the bathrooms. Assholes.
Most people at AK live in manchines. But some live in normal middle class homes and are 'poor'
PS, the swim team kicks ass.
Most kids are from South Meck or Providence High Schools, J.M. Robinson or South Charlotte Middle Schools, plus a select few from other schools. In its first year, sports teams have sucked.
Everyone oohs and aahs about the $23,000,000 football field, even though the JV and Varsity teams playing on it suck. So it did cost a ton of money to build the school, but the outside looks like a prison. However, the inside is REAL nice.
The teachers treat you like shit and expect you to beat the whole school system on exams so that the principal will have bragging rights that the first year at AK was a success. There is also some electromagnetic boundary that prevents your cell phone from working inside the school. Rumor has it that the Band Room works for your phone.
Dominant style at AK is 'preppy' with brands like Hollister, AE, and Abercrombie popular with most everyone. But there is a bit of some faux-punk, Goth, dELiAs fanatics who think they are non conformist, and people who dont really care about the brand.
Oh yeah, and you arent allowed to get away with anything cause the security guards ride on John Deeres around the campus or they patrol the bathrooms. Assholes.
Most people at AK live in manchines. But some live in normal middle class homes and are 'poor'
PS, the swim team kicks ass.
AK chick: Hey, I go to ardrey kell! I'm a cheerleader, I pretend to hate gossip, I dress in Abercrombie head to toe, I eat a ton, like country music plus all the trendy songs. Oh yeah, and when I wear a dress from AE to school, I am making a fashion statement even though the girl next to me wears awesome dresses every day.
AK dude: Perfect, I'm an HCO jock and I act 'gangsta' even though I live in a $17million house all my life! Never have I set foot in the ghetto or been near a real Crip. let's go out!
AK chick: totally!
AK dude: Perfect, I'm an HCO jock and I act 'gangsta' even though I live in a $17million house all my life! Never have I set foot in the ghetto or been near a real Crip. let's go out!
AK chick: totally!
by Allieeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2007
Get the ardrey kell mug.To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
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That one kid who fucks your mom in nine different positions with airpods in. He is so sexy even newborns love him. But he surrounds himself with gay mexicans like people named Javier ,samuel ,Ishmael, and a lot of gay black kids like elijah,Jayden,jayden,marvante (the gayest). But Keldon is not gay he nicknamed this one girl mexico bc she plants and grows beans for him bc she want his black pipe.
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Get the Keldon mug.Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.
Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.
by it's a riddle October 25, 2004
Get the sam kellerman mug.This word is often confused with another meaning of "kill a harr." Often, due to Britishs accents, the word 'whore' is mispronounced as 'harr.' (i.e. "I'm a woman, not a dirty harr.") However, Kelleharr does not actually mean to eliminate a sexually promiscuous woman.
Au contraire, this word presumably relates to a girl, BUT the gender of this individual is really unknown; many believe there is a somewhat large amount of testosterone in her system, as her voice is profoundly deep and raspy, even for a man, particularly when screaming "Cutter." Yes, it (as the gender is undefined) occasionally sees an activity done by very emo people in public, also known as ‘cutting’, so it feels the need to yell this and announce it to the passerby's and seemingly innocent bystanders (but when are the bystanders REALLY innocent?)
Another sign that questions Kelleharr’s femininity is her temperamental rage. Some believe it is on the roids. The Kelleharr has been known to have episodes of anger to the extreme during sporting events and when driving in its car, more so than plain old PMS. Her rage is classified as defcon -1, which is worse than the worse-est defcon: defcon 1. The government made a special defcon who’s sole purpose was for this Kelleharr. A legend states that in another life, she whipped out a machine gun on an old woman driving who apparently wasn’t going fast enough. She then proceeded to get out of her transportation vehicle of choice, shank her with a Machete, and then torch the car with her pet flamethrower, whom she had tamed to follow her command. Selected few individuals have also claimed to have seen not-so-feminine parts on her.
Kelleharr is a sadist. It receives pleasure from torturing naïve and innocent beings including: babies, infants, other children of the sort, The Julie, human beings in general, animals, and the lovely gifts from Mother Nature known as vegetation, not to mention outer space, the planet in which we live and loves participating in the depletion of the ozone layer (it is one of its favorite activities as well as performing the Red Robin Prank.) It enjoys swallowing the life and innocence out of the children. It often will go to a playground just to curse with its vulgar mouth while announcing that everything they believe in such as Santa, the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are lies.
It shoots down all dreams and aspirations from any individual, as a result of her own disappointments and failures. It tells all to aim low because if they have ambitions in life, they will only fail, and reminds them that it is the story of their life, no one likes them, not even their parents, and they should go crawl in a ditch and die. It tells people to shoot for less than nothing because they’ll get even less than that.
Rather than encouraging a creative, hopeful mind, it continues to force many in a depression so irreversible, the victims will remain in a psych ward forever, even after they die. Not only does she affect the lives of all, she promotes hell after death. It would not be surprising if it was discovered it was Satan’s Spawn. It pushes all to shoot towards the devil, and even if they fail, they will land far underneath the ground, rotting and decomposing amongst dirt, corpses, and the remnants of the bacteria of ancient diseases such as the Black Plague, and more recently, Swine Flu.
The Kelleharr has been deemed “armed and dangerous” by her high school. She can be seen wearing a pocket protector filled with several, colorful pens. Her weapon of choice? Bubblegum; quote, “It’s a bitch to get out of hair.” Do not be fooled by her appearance, for she is a nerd. Underneath it all, she is a dream crushing, vengeful, manly ogre.
Au contraire, this word presumably relates to a girl, BUT the gender of this individual is really unknown; many believe there is a somewhat large amount of testosterone in her system, as her voice is profoundly deep and raspy, even for a man, particularly when screaming "Cutter." Yes, it (as the gender is undefined) occasionally sees an activity done by very emo people in public, also known as ‘cutting’, so it feels the need to yell this and announce it to the passerby's and seemingly innocent bystanders (but when are the bystanders REALLY innocent?)
Another sign that questions Kelleharr’s femininity is her temperamental rage. Some believe it is on the roids. The Kelleharr has been known to have episodes of anger to the extreme during sporting events and when driving in its car, more so than plain old PMS. Her rage is classified as defcon -1, which is worse than the worse-est defcon: defcon 1. The government made a special defcon who’s sole purpose was for this Kelleharr. A legend states that in another life, she whipped out a machine gun on an old woman driving who apparently wasn’t going fast enough. She then proceeded to get out of her transportation vehicle of choice, shank her with a Machete, and then torch the car with her pet flamethrower, whom she had tamed to follow her command. Selected few individuals have also claimed to have seen not-so-feminine parts on her.
Kelleharr is a sadist. It receives pleasure from torturing naïve and innocent beings including: babies, infants, other children of the sort, The Julie, human beings in general, animals, and the lovely gifts from Mother Nature known as vegetation, not to mention outer space, the planet in which we live and loves participating in the depletion of the ozone layer (it is one of its favorite activities as well as performing the Red Robin Prank.) It enjoys swallowing the life and innocence out of the children. It often will go to a playground just to curse with its vulgar mouth while announcing that everything they believe in such as Santa, the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are lies.
It shoots down all dreams and aspirations from any individual, as a result of her own disappointments and failures. It tells all to aim low because if they have ambitions in life, they will only fail, and reminds them that it is the story of their life, no one likes them, not even their parents, and they should go crawl in a ditch and die. It tells people to shoot for less than nothing because they’ll get even less than that.
Rather than encouraging a creative, hopeful mind, it continues to force many in a depression so irreversible, the victims will remain in a psych ward forever, even after they die. Not only does she affect the lives of all, she promotes hell after death. It would not be surprising if it was discovered it was Satan’s Spawn. It pushes all to shoot towards the devil, and even if they fail, they will land far underneath the ground, rotting and decomposing amongst dirt, corpses, and the remnants of the bacteria of ancient diseases such as the Black Plague, and more recently, Swine Flu.
The Kelleharr has been deemed “armed and dangerous” by her high school. She can be seen wearing a pocket protector filled with several, colorful pens. Her weapon of choice? Bubblegum; quote, “It’s a bitch to get out of hair.” Do not be fooled by her appearance, for she is a nerd. Underneath it all, she is a dream crushing, vengeful, manly ogre.
Jimmy: Some day I want to grow up to work at McDonalds!
Kelleharr: F*** that. You won't make it. You would even fail at being a bum
living in a cardboard box. You don't even deserve a cardboard box. No one likes
you. Santa is a lie. Your parents hate you. Go die and always remember your life
was wasted as nothing but a failure.
Kelleharr: F*** that. You won't make it. You would even fail at being a bum
living in a cardboard box. You don't even deserve a cardboard box. No one likes
you. Santa is a lie. Your parents hate you. Go die and always remember your life
was wasted as nothing but a failure.
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