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A person who typically has a mop hair cut that and lives off various forms of welfare. He is your typical child that has various forms of autism and is very out-going. Keldon is usually that type of person to have a really messed up child-hood, having his father leave him at a young age. The only person that finds him attractive throughout his child-hood is his sister.
My Friend: Yooooo, did you see that nigga Keldon?
Myself: You mean that kid with the mop haircut?
by NoChinAutism March 03, 2019
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A bitchy ass mf with a smart mouth. He is a skimpy dresser and everyone loves him even though he's always bitching.
Keldon is such a stud but he can fuck off
by Hinesjesusandlife May 29, 2018
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The Keldon-class cruiser was a class of Cardassian warship utilized by the Cardassian Guard during the 2370s. The Keldon hull was similar to the Galor-class spaceframe, with additions to the aft end and main body.
A number of warships of this type were also secretly constructed by the Obsidian Order in the Orias system in 2371. Built jointly with the Romulan Tal Shiar, these Keldon-class warships were fitted with cloaking devices, enhanced top speeds and weaponry. During an encounter with the USS Defiant, one of these vessels was heavily damaged by phaser cannon fire and six quantum torpedos. However, due to the fact the Defiant was heavily outnumbered, the attack ended abruptly. (DS9: "Defiant")
These same Obsidian Order Keldons were used in the abortive attack on the Founders' homeworld later that year. Due to the Dominion's phased polaron beams mounted on their ships as well as their overwhelming numbers, the Obsidian Order's Keldons were destroyed with relative ease, along with the Romulan ships. (DS9: "The Die is Cast")
by kwesting4 February 03, 2010
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That one kid who fucks your mom in nine different positions with airpods in. He is so sexy even newborns love him. But he surrounds himself with gay mexicans like people named Javier ,samuel ,Ishmael, and a lot of gay black kids like elijah,Jayden,jayden,marvante (the gayest). But Keldon is not gay he nicknamed this one girl mexico bc she plants and grows beans for him bc she want his black pipe.
Your talking bout keldon that one sexy lightskin!?
by M o 1 e March 26, 2019
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