Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.

"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."

by DareelJesus May 15, 2021

rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

keg list

the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college

friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house

friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list

by pseudonym_69_69 July 14, 2020

Putting on the kegs

Australian slang for putting on weight

Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately

by p00lm8 June 14, 2018

Kegging

Kegging is a sexual action involving stuffing an alcoholic beverage or bottle into one’s asshole so the pouring end faces outwards. The person can now be used as a human keg to pour drinks for everyone.

Pelham was telling me he wanted to try kegging with his girlfriend, I don’t know it seems kind of gross.

by Alreet0011011 March 11, 2025

Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.

“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”

by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017

golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010