Junk Yummy

a racially diverse curvaceous female behind.

"check out that girl's junk yummy." or "Jennifer Lopez is famous for her junk yummy."

by simplylena September 8, 2009

Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Junk-Junk

It’s a bad thing
But what does it mean?

Tim: Stop being such a junk-junk!

by Tim’s Som October 8, 2021

junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004

junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 September 8, 2008

Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

by aomia February 25, 2010

Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009