Junior Spies

From George Orwell's 1984. Kids that are brainwashed in order to monitor adults from committing thoughtcrimes.

The Parson's children were junior spies. They accused Winston of thoughtcrimes.

by Victor MMMMMMMMMM February 19, 2007

Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)

Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.

by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009

Juno

Juno is a cute person who isn't very confident about herself, she should be however because she is actually extremely cute and amazing. A lot of people try to make her feel happy and open up but it backfires because she will see it as an attack or an insult because of how negative she is about compliments. She is cute, bright, funny and talented and once you meet her, you will feel the need to protect.

Juno is an amazing individual

by papersyndrome February 2, 2021

jungho

an attractive, charismatic guy who is really sweet and caring towards his girl, no matter how dorky she may be.

"aw, he's such a jungho!"

by ydnew March 25, 2010

Junko Enoshima

The despair queen from danganronpa 1, STAN JUNKO :)

"Junko Enoshima, how are you today?"

by Poki_the_gamer January 14, 2021

Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010

The Junior

A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.

by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009