josh

you'r a Josh I can't date you
by teachy November 13, 2018
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Josh

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.
Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.
by Savanahhh.69 July 05, 2017
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A guy who doesn't know if he is ganster, country, or skater. Dumps girls via TEXT MESSAGE. Failure at life, can't commit. Leads on girls, then goes back to his EX GIRLFRIEND who is a total BOOOOOOOTYCALLLLL. Dumb pothead, who lies about everything. Likes a lot of whores, thinks he is toooo cool for colllege, and has friends that are cooler than him. More than likely will lead you on and then dump you for no good reason at all. After he dumps you, you will be MORE THAN RELIEVED though.
Girl 1: "He seems really cool"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Josh"
Girl 2: "NO girl, he is a total player"
Girl 1: "Oh, dang"
by aklreinsat-a April 27, 2011
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guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?
by tits_mcgee1234567 August 03, 2011
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Josh A.

A huge jerk. Super hot. But will only use you and talk shit about you. Kinda obnoxious. can be annoying.
by betchesthese March 21, 2012
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josh

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis
by j0sh1 February 09, 2018
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josh

Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes
whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!
by missleo April 09, 2012
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