joonstinybonsai

the sexiest moot to have if you’re on kpop tiktok or in the yoongi cult 😩💯

bob: omg have you seen joonstinybonsai’s recent post about wonho 🤣
marie: yeah 😭 i just followed her because she’s in the yoongi cult and she has the best content
bob: she’s my favorite moot <3

by notjoonstinybonsai May 20, 2021

joolah

a word that somebody uses to define someone with large breasts

man i saw this sweet ass joolah the other day. Just had to have her

by Kazy Chan August 20, 2009

joobs

often what one calls their boobs if their name begins with 'J'

Josie: My joobs are cold today

Wally: Your joobs look nice today
Josie: F'you mother licker

by MZackary December 2, 2010

joelstal

The process of going postal, but only due to the fact you are named Joel. if you are named Joel, and go postal, you go Joelstal. Normally, going postal is bad, but when you go Joelstal its mildly entertaining because its like watching flies have sex with shit. After they have been smashed in the head with a stubby and they have been beaten senseless by a Tibetan Monk who thinks that flies deserve to die. Essentially, when a Joelstal is encountered, you do not have to fear for your life, as no weapons will be used, because they would require skill, instead, merely point and laugh, because everyone thinks Joelstals are funny.

that guy has gone fucking Joelstal!!!

by honneamise October 23, 2018

jooks

to fuck or to fuck with.

He jooksed that ho.

by hood rat September 26, 2003

Joosey

Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

Why are you acting all joosey?

by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011

joobs

Jelly Boobs. Boobs that sag down and look and probably feel like jelly. Usually women put on bras so they're boobs don't look joob like.

She has joobs! I touched them, they're like jelly!

by Joob Lover December 8, 2010