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lil jon

a man who makes music and beats for rappers in the dirty souf. noted for his excessive use of the words: yeah, okay, and what. popularized by dave chappelle skit.

Note: is said to be always drunk, and goes nowhere without his pimp cup
wow look its another song with lil jon on it, what a surprise, his lyrics are so verbose!!!
by William C. June 10, 2004
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Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.
I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper
by pumperfan September 27, 2012
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Jon-Pork

A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
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Jon Newell

The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day
"Dude, did you see what Jon Newell posted?"
"Yuh, it was pretty fly-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"
by Audrey Kitching. January 3, 2009
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Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!
by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
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Jon Cletoes

"Yo, ma nigga where did you get those Jon Cletoes I'll pay 200 euro for em..?"
by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009
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Jon's Garage

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!
by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022
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