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Jonnor

What a fish does when it dies..
person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!
by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010
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jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.
by jono and dav January 6, 2005
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JonoC

A NZ teen who has big, doubtful dreams for himself. He wishes to become the Mayor of Dunedin in the 2010 election.
He has a big nose, big eyes and a big ego... and a big penfifteen according to him.
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In this day and age, being a JonoC is absolutely gay! And those people should commit.
by POTION January 12, 2008
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Jonhnes

Jonhnes is an irristibly hot person. When hungry or tired, very grouchy. Jonhnes has a great sense of humor and is very blunt. Very loveable and hardworking.
Jonhnes is sooo hot!! He's funny too!! mmm hmm!
by Honey Bunz101 February 3, 2010
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jono lazar

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
by The GDaddy September 5, 2004
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Jonh Kerry

Americas last best hope for peace.

Will beat Moron because people realise that Moron has made a mess of things.

Fought for his country while Moron was drink driving some where probably with his drink driving manslaughtering wife.

Has a brain unlike Moron.

Can say more that "We are workin' hard"

Wont sent soldiers to there doom, unlike twat features.

doesnt suck right wing christian fundy cock.

Moron and Twat Features, are popular names for that Dumb bush person..
Man: Hey billy bob, waa u fink about dat John Kerry?

Billy bob: I nuh laak him cows maa daadddy votin republicain an' i cant think fo ma self! An Geeeorge Buush has a Smlia I cuu to mee.

man: What about you michael?

Michael: Well John Kerry likes the rest of the world, and thus if he is elected people will start liking americans, instead of thinking that they are a bunch of retarded, neo-con, dumbass, idiotic, gun toting morons, who love george bush, incidentally if they vote for bush they will be all those things plus they will continue to fuck up on a grand scale and kill more young americans looking for some osama bin laden, who is currently laughing his tits off at america.
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JonHeat

Current leader of the Army of Nub. Rumoured to be the genetic combination of Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. At least that's what his personality lends himself to be, only with half the intelligence.
by Tog March 2, 2005
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