Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me

Oh daddy jesus

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L

I got Jesus pregnant

by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!

by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019

Jesus

EpicGamerPepper

That nigga is jesus fam

by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019

Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019

Jesus

The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.

Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.

"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"

by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019