jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

jack luo

An Asian boy that knows everything from random facts to answers of blizzard questions. He is a very interesting, sometimes weird person that cannot find what he wants to do. Even though he lacks common sense, deep down he really enjoys supporting others in what they do and is a good friend to any who dares a challenge.

Me: What are some of the stupidest mistakes anyone has made?
Jack Luo: When the United States decided to sell 1 dollar coins for 1 dollar.
Me: Why is that stupid?
Jack Luo: People can just use a credit card and get unlimited points from that cheat.
Me: ...

by Kelly Yang April 9, 2020

Reverse Jack Syndrome

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.

"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."

by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007

A jack dane

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral

Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao

by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020

E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

Jack Dagnals

Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.

For reference: see Epic Meal Time.

Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.

by go60go May 9, 2011

Jack duff

The 5th member of road trip . Jack duff is the youngest member of road trip , the only boy from Ireland , and the final boy to join road trip officially in Christmas of 2016 after trialling for the band , being picked up when brooklyn wyatt-Gibson fellow roadtrip member had forgotten his passport and the other road trip boys had gone to Ireland for tour . Jack has a talent allowing him to fall asleep anywhere which means the other boys in road trip often prank him in his sleep , he assists mikey cobban in editing the vlogs aswell as having the skill of singing amazingly, he also is very similar to spooderman and is often confused with him .

How did jack duff fall asleep there ? Wow that’s skillfull I wonder how the roadtrip boys will prank him now ?

by Jacks_Roadie May 25, 2018