Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!

Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!

by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022

fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

insidious infection

A trash person that tries to get with a person that already is in a relationship. Probably also has some type of std given the name.

Person A: Where did you get your chlamydia from?
Person B: From Insidious Infection

by SuperTEAAAAAA August 22, 2021

does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

pinworm infection

pinworm infection

pinworm infection.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023