The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018
Get the Caleb Arthur Boothmug. by Father_Enderman December 5, 2022
Get the Ms. Boothmug. by Virgin conversion unit August 25, 2019
Get the Booth Boimug. by ilikemen443 October 11, 2022
Get the jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boymug. While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
Get the The John Wilkes Boothmug. (MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018
Get the John Wilkes Boothingmug. The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.
Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.
by K P Cogs November 19, 2013
Get the asparagus boothmug.