Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out

Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023

Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.

person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today

by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023

Fourth Impact

An event from Rebuild of Evangelion

THERE’S A FOURTH IMPACT WTF

by THIRD INPACT BABYYYY January 22, 2023

Genshin Impact

The ultimate way to lose all motivation and money.

The fandom goes with free racism and toxitity.

Play at your own risk!

"I just started playing Genshin Impact" "That's such a bad idea"

by Azuredoesdumbthings April 19, 2023

Genshin Impact

A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.

"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"

by deerbuck360 May 12, 2023

Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.

"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023