hypercritters

noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.

I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

hypocriticality

1. Engaging in, or participating in acts that are contrary to the values that you believe, or profess to have faith in.

2. The act of being hypocritical in California.

Exp for Def. 1- My daughters father displayed amazing amounts of hipocriticality when he said that I don't care about her at all and then signed his rights away.

Example for Def. 2- My daughters father engaged in hypocriticality when he said I didn't care and then withdrew his pleadings to California family court.

by resisdisiple December 9, 2009

Hypocrite

someone who accuses people of or criticises them of things they do themselves, i know about 12 and want to kick the shit out of them all.

Sir Alex Ferguson: that guy is an arsehole.
Commentator: Pfffft, hypocrite.

Sir Alex Ferguson is an arrogant hypocrite.

by rice_krispies April 24, 2011

hypocrite

A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious Beliefs, Priciples, etc., that he/she Does not actually possess, Especially a persons who actions belie stated beliefs. A person who Feigens some desirable or publicly approved attitude, Especially one whos private life, opinions, or statements belie His or her public statements

You told me that earlier but now you are Doing it Not to be mean dont you think thats being a hypocrite

by XTREMEGIRLYGAMER+ December 20, 2016

hypocrite

your mom

mom: Hey stop eating before dinner
you: Didn't you just eat three bags of chips
mom: .......uhh
you: you are a hypocrite

by lil_jokester January 24, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who judges others for a particular thing but do that same particular thing themselves

🤷🏽 ♀️“Your not even a good friend she don’t check on me everyday “....🤷🏾 ♀️”but U don’t check on her everyday either”...🤷🏽 ♀️”but I’m still a good friend”... 🤷🏾 ♀️“congratulations you deserve a good friend hypocrite award ” 🤦🏾 ♀️🤷🏾 ♀️👏🏾

by #pettty all yea September 3, 2018

Hypocrite

A Millenial who shames children for being "cringey" and "weird" when significant portions of their generation stated they should not do that like those before them did

Millenial: "that kid is doing a fortnite dance on tiktok? how cringey"
Gen z kid: "Stop being a hypocrite."

by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020