Hydroskeet

When you are in the bathtub and are jacking off, but you are too lazy to get up so you skeet in the water inside the tub, which you are laying in.

I got horny in the tub yesterday, so i jacked off and before i knew it i hydroskeeted and was swimming around in my own cum.

by HammboSlice10 November 30, 2009

hydrojawnsky

A jawnsky powered by extreme force of water

pamela anderson is a Hydrojawnsky

by aggan October 24, 2009

Hydrospritzis

hydrospritzis occurs when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits an upright spoon in the sink which re-directs the flow directly at you.

Hydrospritzis is turning on the kitchen faucet and getting drenched due to an up-turned spoon.

by meowmeow suprise December 9, 2010

hydraulicizing

When you drive with your hydraulics on.

Marcos and Stephanie were asking waiters to photograph them when they noticed a pimped out car hydraulicizing by Sonics.

by lrizzle1111 July 19, 2011

Hydrocopter

When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself

"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"

by Mycatlego October 19, 2013

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia

To be sexually aroused by the fear of being sexually aroused by throwing oneself out of a window into water.

Rhys: Why did you masturbate while you jumped out of a window into the pool?: John: Sorry, I have hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia, I just couldn't help myself. It runs in the family.

by lend_a_crackah_a_pencil May 7, 2014