Hoedventure

The act of pursuing women for fornication.

Dude are you up for a hoedventure this weekend!

by chibivix April 6, 2010

Hovember

the month immediately following Cocktober and preceeding Dicksember

Look at that chick! she could totally be Miss Hovember...

by stupid1 November 26, 2007

hover

Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.

I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.

by Sharter428 August 24, 2008

hooed

to get really drunk...

I got hooed last night and slept with my sister.

by be rad December 24, 2007

blow-holed

When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.

Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."

by #hubbs January 24, 2010

Hover

To leave the ground via a jump or launch ramp.

Lets go Hover in the snowboard park

by emit June 11, 2008

Hored

When your both Hungry and Bored.

I am really Hored right now.

by OSAD June 11, 2016