Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
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horizontal intergration

To fuck horizontally
horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
by jlhi99 November 12, 2017
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