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Heffa

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."
by Matt Pwnage February 17, 2009
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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Hoff

Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
by Ana January 11, 2005
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hoffmail

THe seemingly endless emails that many of us recieve daily featuring David Hasslehoff or something to do with his name. Very funny. Featured on the rove live show.
"hey emma, come and look at this hoffmail someone sent me"
by --sarah-- November 28, 2005
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Hofft

When a beer is thick, rich, or flavorfull it is hofft.
This Natural Ice sucks, I wish we had some hofft Beer
by vanpersie11 September 30, 2009
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Hoffman Cleanup

When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.
I hate to say this, but I think this is a Hoffman Cleanup.

#GoldRush
by Goldwatcher December 16, 2016
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Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer
by mac merritt October 14, 2011
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