Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011
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Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
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They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
by Saanzan August 7, 2010
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by High Boi February 23, 2011
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by Chris Camisa January 3, 2004
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