heiferfest

A group of people in which the LARGE majority of the memebers, particuarly the females, are fat.

That party was a heiferfest! So, we cut out quick!

by climberstephen February 8, 2008

Heiferretta

An irrelevant person or thing

Why dis heiferretta looking at me?

by Cuteboy97 February 5, 2019

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

heiners

Another word for ass or butt.

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!

by William von heiners October 19, 2007

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012