Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

Hearding

The act of inserting a makers mark bottle into your partners vagina in a violent thrusting motion. While you partner is bent over backwards on a counter.

She enjoyed the pressure o. Her pelvis as he was hearding her on the bar

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

red herring

Herrings put into a tub with salt or brine, later spitted on sharp wooden spits, and hung up in a chimney to be smoked and dried. Such preserved fish would keep for months (and indeed they were transported in barrels to provide protein on long sea voyages) but were inedible in this state and needed to be soaked to soften them and remove the salt before they could be cooked.

Do I smell a rat?

One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.

a deliberately misleading object

Neither fish nor flesh, nor good red herring

by Andreas Wb May 10, 2005

Hearding

The act of shoving a square whiskey bottle inside your partners vagina while they are bent over backwards with your hand on their throat.

Amber enjoyed the pressure on her pelvic bone as he was hearding her over the bar.

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

Sexual Healing

Noun. A Classic Song By Marvin Gaye, A Great Song to Play Video Games To Unbelieveably.

When I Get That Feeling, I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Heeheeaaling Its Good For me.

by Electric Jesus May 13, 2005

anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.

by Macca1 December 6, 2007