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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
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by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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you have the iq under the subway

whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
by Zarisk December 12, 2007
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oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!
by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006
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did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010
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Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
by RickBAideai April 2, 2011
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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
by Click here November 3, 2020
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A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
by Cloyde December 8, 2017
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