When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
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Get the you have the iq under the subway mug.A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
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Get the oh my god you have to come see this! mug.Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
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Get the did you have sex with my barn owl mug.(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
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