Hasselhuff

State of anger reached when someone mocks David Hasselhoff

I said ‘Baywatch’ should be called ‘Gaywatch’ and that Mitch Buchanan was a big, curly haired tosspot and Herman stormed off in a Hasselhuff!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Haisem

An average height dude who’s brave, handsome, sexy and charming and who doesn’t give a shit about life. he’s a person destined to be rich and he can’t be tricked. Classy

Person 1: Hey, who’s that Millionaire with that awesome suit
Person 2: it’s Haisem of course

by Jt52 February 22, 2021

HASHEMJEW

HASHEM a Jewish god

Some might say HASHEMJEW is a king but he’s a god.I LOVE HASHEM

by Poppybutthoke April 19, 2021

haysem

A Somalian criminal that kicks it w Brassys and loves committing sexual offenses against men. Usually a Haysem reaches their full capacity after geeking on dugu allowing them to engage in a wide range of fraud

Nigga is such a haysem

by Chalkeatwr1001 May 29, 2021

Hassenot

Cringey Ass girl who cannot control herself when something happens

Wow, This girl has the most stupidist Hassenot to have ever exist.

by Dejahongy August 9, 2021

Hasse

Hasse is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. She is caring and will always be there for you. Hasse’s have the best humor and are very outgoing people. They’ll never say no to a party invitation and like to have fun with whoever. A Hasse is friends with everyone and tries to help whenever they can. They’re incredibly smart and are the biggest wifey material. In relationships they’re the most loyal and loving people. They look really innocent but are actually kinky as fuck so don’t be surprised when dating one.

“Are you going to that party?”
“Well Hasse is going so ofcourse I’ll be there”

by Realbaddiebbb November 21, 2021

Hasse

A nice friend. Someone who is always there for you. Someone who patiently waits for you to explain what's going on. Someone who loves having fun and will always encourage other people to have fun with her. She can be mean at times but it's for fun and jokes. She would never want to hurt anybody intentionally although she tries to always speak the truth.

I need a Hasse in my life.

by Friendly polischacht November 21, 2021