hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

Jj Hamblett

One of the four members that make up the band Union J, he is some sort of earth god and his voice is made of melted heaven.

Jcat1: My favourite of Union j is Jj Hamblett.
Jcat2: yeah I'm pretty sure he is a god..
Jcat1: his face is sculpted by angels I heard.

by Jcat1 January 17, 2013

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hamberry

the moist meaty residue, left stranded within the beard and around the oral orifice of a person (usualy overweight), after hastily scoffing eastern european meat products.

"Pardon me for being rude wolfgang dear boy, but you appear to have some hamberrys clinging to your beard"

by Danny Glover Jr August 30, 2007

Hamberto

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.

Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.

by David Laura2 December 15, 2007

Hamberg

Going Titanically Hard As a Mother ***er. Putting the ice berg into the hamanity of going ham, and the icicle into Ralphie's eye, after he went hamberg with a Red Ryder BB Gun.

Crewman: "There's no way we'll dodge it!"
Captain: "Hambergin' it."

"Goin' hamberg in the rental!"

"I will drop kick this Hamberg"

by kariusvega December 5, 2011

Hamberder

How an orange colored 3-year-old living in the White Castle- I mean, House- pronounces "hamburgers"

I imveted the Cemson Ligers to da White House for sum hamberders.

by TrumpDumbDumb January 16, 2019