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The Depressed Guy

The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?

Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.

Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
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Garst Guy

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.
Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!
by GarstGuy December 28, 2008
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buddy guy

The blues player who is the only reason Eric Clapton picked up the guitar and is the sole influence of Jimi Hendrix.
You, being a materialistic American teeny-bopper who listens to what is "cool" or "mainstream", has no idea who he is, of course. Buddy Guy is the best player eer.
by Bluesbitcher September 22, 2005
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Bait guy

A guy who gets caught slippin, a lot. Whether it's bitches, bud or beer this guy always looks suspect and always gets found out
'Why is Rak moving to every girl in the library? He's such a bait guy'
by piffin January 3, 2013
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Wannabe Tough Guy

A person who WANTS to be tough by saying shit about others and saying that they're strong enough already. However, most of these wannabe tough guys are either scrawny loners,fatasses, or jocks who taken steroids.

They mostly talk about their strength,weight,height,etc even though most people won't care.

If you're encountering a wannabe tough guy, ignore them. Remember, they talk soo much yet they do very little.
Brett: yo, guyz i just workd out 4 30 mins today!!!11 I joged around da whol neighboor hood!!1 im going to kik that guys ass soon this week!1 omg yay

Andrew: No one cares how much you've worked out. And it you're acting like a wannabe tough guy. Just shut the fuck up already. You've been saying that everyday for the past two weeks.
by Saanzan August 7, 2010
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Guy Best Friend

That guy who is always there for you. He might not always speak to you 24/7 but he texts you and cares for you. You guys love each other but can't admit it. You claim you are just friends. You and your guy best friend are made for each other.
Thats Sydney's guy best friend they should be together.
by Ongo February 14, 2019
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the guy best friend

1) when something amazing happens, he's the one you want to tell first.
2) he's not afraid to tell you when you are with the wrong guy.
3) he's the first one you call when things are going wrong.
4) he's the first one there when you need a shoulder to cry on.
5) when you imagine your perfect guy, you see him in your mind
6) your friends wonder why you and him aren't together yet.
7) he wants to be your back up date for formal, in case something goes wrong with the 'jerk' you are taking.
8) he knows when things aren't right, no matter how many times you lie using the words 'i'm fine..'
9) he gives you amazing advice on guys, cause duh.. who knows them better?
10) he is amazing in every single way and treats you the way you ought to be treated..
hint:
keep the guy best friend in your life! He will always be there for you no matter how shitty you treat him. He loves you and lets face it, you guys are meant to be together! It may take weeks, months or years..but you will end up with him. :)
by is he the one.. June 11, 2011
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