cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

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gut thunder

The sudden, uncomfortable, and uncontrollably audible rumble emanating from the abdominal region, usually signaling the imminence of a trip to the toilet. Can be disturbing to others, and very embarrassing for the afflicted party. Not to be confused with gut storm, which usually follows or accompanies gut thunder.

All through the presentation, someone in the back row had a mad case of gut thunder and made it difficult for anyone else to enjoy the show.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom November 1, 2013

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Running Guts

Fast paced, gangster style boning.

Hey Renn “What are you up to“

“Just got through running guts on a bitch from Oklahoma.”

by Bullshitee April 23, 2021

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gut check

A test of will power, courage, fortitude, etc. Rarely does it involve any physical strength or skill, instead being an almost entirely mental challenge. First heard in the US Army, but has spread through usage amongst veterans.

Jumping off the cliff at night, into the darkened water, with the pretty girl watching: it's a gut check. See what you're made of.

by Trail March 7, 2005

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Gut check

Gut check was originally a tennis term to describe a player pausing a moment to think about what just happened by closely examining and possibly adjusting his racquet strings. Back in the day strings were made of cat gut, commonly refered to as gut. This usually occurred after a great shot by an opponent. As with so many terms it has become popular to describe something very different.

Tennis commentator; " ...after that passing shot by John , James looks like he's taking a gut check"

by Whackdad May 9, 2015

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