Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

ganda

in Philippines (Filipino), it means beautiful.

it can't be used in English though..

but it goes like..

Filipino: "ang ganda mo."

English: "you're beautiful."

by pickoy June 17, 2009

Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.

Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.

by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011

Gandalf

The butler who did it.

We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.

by Gandalf December 28, 2003

guaddam.

Guadalupe resevoir.

Let's go swimming at Guaddam

by Mighty Joe Young October 29, 2003

Guantanamare

To wantonly and deliberately flout international law.

Although the act of guantanamare was exclusively practiced by the Badasserian peoples of ancient Turkey, it is increasingly becoming fashionable among Western democracies.

by james987 May 29, 2009

grandadify

where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.

Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.

I believe he has grandadify-ed

by Sazzy J December 28, 2011