Gretchen

a no lip havin bitch whose got the personality of my left toe

laney: u spelled gretchen wieners wrong
gretchen: no its right
gretchen: *changes it to the correct spelling*
laney: buy urself a pair of lips @ walmart u fucking gretchen

by notlaney June 23, 2016

Gretch-up

complete the act of putting on safety gloves and or a safety mask before going into public.

Babe, don't forget to Gretch-up before you go into the supermarket.

by jackassga May 8, 2020

Grunch

Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.

Verb: The act of consuming grunch.

Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"

Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"

by Because I ran out of points, thats why! January 3, 2008

gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006

grut

A mixture of a grape and a nut. Either a grape inside of a nut, or a nut inside of a grape. Usually either grapes are inserted into pistachio shells, or almonds or cashews are inserted into the center of a grape, but a true grut is any heterogeneous mixture of grapes and nuts.

Person A: "I'm really hungry, but all I have are some grapes and nuts. What should I do?"

Person B: "Don't worry. Insert the grape into the pistachio nut shells, and eat them. It's called a grut. They're really good."

Person A: "What else could I do with them."

Person B: "Well you can also take an almond or cashew and insert it into the center of the grape. Then you can eat it. That's another form of the grut..."

by grutking December 4, 2010

Gritch

Groin Dick Crotch.. combined to make gritch

Please don't kick my gritch!

by Dapeterson November 5, 2008

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010